More Cherished Memories

"Here is the church, here is the steeple.
Open the door, where are all the people?
Across the street and into the bar, open the door,
THERE THEY ARE!"

We're not a religious family.

"Whoever smelt it dealt it."
"Whoever denied it supplied it."
"Whoever made the rhyme did the crime."

I'm sure there are more of these out there...

"My mother hit your mother in the nose. What color was the blood?
B-L-U-E spells blue and you are not it for the rest of this game you
Dirty dirty dishrag YOU!"

I can't think of a better way to decide who's it.

There was also this disturbing rhyme about spiders crawling up your back, blood dripping down, nooses, etc. The other person would draw patterns on your back.

And of course Miss Suzy and her tugboat. That one's still around, thank heavens.

Does anyone else remember this filth?

Seriously, I must've just gone to a satanic elementary school.

Got everything in my mama name (literally),

MLA