Thursday, August 02, 2007

So it Goes

Apparently I'm not allowed to use bullets in my post.

I made my own.

- The Artichoke is back!

- Remember, reader, back in May when I wrote about that kid in the cafeteria who threw his ice cream bowl? Yeah. He kind of worked here this summer. Seriously.

- Who replaced him? ANOTHER person from Albion. Soon all 17 people there will work at CC. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

- This place (basement of the HC) was the full-fledged nature den just five months ago. Number of children asking the whereabouts of its keeper this summer? About 74.

- I'm going to develop scurvy soon. Not as in the Squad, as in my nutrition this summer has gone down the shitter. I've never met anyone who eats as poorly as I do. Yesterday I had three bowls of Lucky Charms and a Hershey bar for dinner. The dining hall is now strictly a place to give pills.

- Speaking of scurvy, I had to explain scurvy to Swede recently. I realized how asinine the who thing really is.

1 comment:

Matt said...

Behold the power of the Onion.