Apparently I'm not allowed to use bullets in my post.
I made my own.
- The Artichoke is back!
- Remember, reader, back in May when I wrote about that kid in the cafeteria who threw his ice cream bowl? Yeah. He kind of worked here this summer. Seriously.
- Who replaced him? ANOTHER person from Albion. Soon all 17 people there will work at CC. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
- This place (basement of the HC) was the full-fledged nature den just five months ago. Number of children asking the whereabouts of its keeper this summer? About 74.
- I'm going to develop scurvy soon. Not as in the Squad, as in my nutrition this summer has gone down the shitter. I've never met anyone who eats as poorly as I do. Yesterday I had three bowls of Lucky Charms and a Hershey bar for dinner. The dining hall is now strictly a place to give pills.
- Speaking of scurvy, I had to explain scurvy to Swede recently. I realized how asinine the who thing really is.
I am become Death
14 years ago
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Behold the power of the Onion.
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