Things I learned this summer

1. how to sing the Israeli national anthem

2. how to use a power drill. I'm ashamed that I didn't know how before. What kind of tomboy did I think I was?

3. the Bad Romance dance

I like the expression "on the horn." As in "Get on the horn with the loan people and make sure you're not delinquent." This is the exact message my father conveyed to me in our first telephone conversation since having his jaw wired. Interesting. The man had a brush with death, but thankfully he's still on top of his credit rating.

I also like laying on the floor. It's very freeing.

I might move to Grand Rapids?

Well, bye.

MLA