How to Capture an Asian Man*

1. First, collect as much information as humanly possible without trespassing into HAM's (Hot Asian Man) personal property. Check.

2. drive Honda. Check.

3. possess extensive knowledge of Asian cultures and world history in general. Check!

4. enjoy eating at Sagano's, then go out for a night on the town at nearby Bar Louie. Make sure to wear something scandalous.

5. whilst enjoying chicken nachos and a dirty martini (disgusting), cast HAM a smoldering glance from across the bar.

6. get HAM drunk (shouldn't be too difficult)

7. seduce.

8. have adorable partially Asian babies. But not until much later, after you've shown off your HAM prize.

9. find ways of tactfully deflecting your friend's subtly racist comments about HAM ("They wouldn't get along" etc)



AAHAHA



*in a strictly non-racist way. He IS Asian. And she IS into that sort of thing.