Merry Days

Happy holidays!

I'm getting fat again.

I love owls.

Not going to lie, I was hoping to get more straight up cash for Christmas. I don't need clothes. I don't need candy. I don't need socks. People, skip the middle man and just give me a shoebox full of 20's so I can pay my rent. I have a bunch of beautiful things that doubtless cost lots of cold, hard cash to furnish. The irony, the irony.

Home in the Roch till the 4th. I would say get at me, but all three of you are in another state or country.

...so I'll just eat this cookie.

Kthanksbye!

MLA