ATTENTION, ATTENTION

Don't get excited. I am still hands-down indisputably the worst, soberest "never-have-I-ever" player in the history of shenanigans. If you can think of it, chances are I have never done it because I'm boring and wasted most of my youth being responsible and cautious. HOWEVER, there are a few things I did in 2009 that I had never done before:

1. watched Back to the Future and Ghostbusters. Yes, evidently I lived under a huge boulder as a child in the 1990s.

2. four pointed a semester.

3. consistently and consecutively watched a "series" of television on DVD. Entourage. It's good.

4. became an official pet owner. Her name is Candace the Cat and she is awesome, you should meet her.

5. paid rent and bills.

6. wake boarded.

That's all.

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