Wednesday, August 05, 2009

The G Report

Still here.

Remember Garrett? Garrett speaks very quickly, slurs his words together, and is known to ask 900 questions per second. Enjoy:

"Ihavethreeheads YAAAAAAAY!"

Camp Director: Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
G: (4-second gutteral scream)

(while sitting on lap of well-endowed female staff member) "You have balloons. Why do you have balloons? You have coconuts. BOOOOOOOOOOB!"

(chewing on duct tape, to other camper) "Want some?"

Only about a week left.

Cannot be bothered to actually write anything of substance.

Everyone here likes to gamble.

Unrequited love?

The human experience is not easily recorded.

Ciao bella,

MLA

2 comments:

Matt said...

Only a week left? We're seeing you with a week to go? Sounds interesting.

Are you experiencing the unrequited love or are you not requiting?

MLA said...

Experiencing. I think.