The author of this blog...

1. Is living on planet Earth.

2. Is happy to have worked at a camp that embodies the true meaning of community, and hoping to return next year. Ask for stories.

3. Has exceptional tan lines. I mean outrageous.

4. Just ate a massive chocolate bar after a disgusting shopping spree. Can you tell I'm having trouble coping in the outside world? Next comes rent, food, and car repairs. Toodle-oo, paycheck!

5. Anticipating a long visit to the GFA in the near future so I can see people before crawling into the soul-eating hole that is student teaching at Albion College.

6. Presently going on hyperactive "holy-shit-we-just-worked-an-entire-summer-together-let's-be-virtual-friends" Facebook binge.

7. Did not know that John Hughes died! Did you? Sad.

8. Is going to watch Wayne's World and chill out.

I'm free! Get at me.

Gluttonously yours,

MLA