300 Is Outside My Window

Nothing like waking up to the drunken, riotous din of naked frat boys at 7:30 AM.

Now they are powwow-ing in the middle of the road. One is dressed as a sperm. One is fairy. Someone just threw a chair. Yes, folks, it's pledge day at Albion College.

Could it possibly get any better? Do I even need to answer that? It's also a tour day, so there are herds of fanny-packed parents and bewildered high school seniors walking amidst the testosterone-laden banshee feast that will engulf campus for the next 24 hours. Welcome to our fine liberal arts institution.

Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious.

Run Out is at 1. Pictures hopefully following.

3 things I like today:
1. Clinique face lotion.
2. Daffodils.
3. The way the cracked concrete in the road looks like the wrinkly skin of someone old and wise.