If I Told You You Had A Nice Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?

After a long and painstaking deliberation process, I have decided to create a blog specifically for my Paint creations. Being blue, I cannot do or make anything without making absolutely certain it will not offend anyone or cause them to think ill of me. That being said, I want y'all's (APOSTROPHES!) name ideas for the waste of Interweb space I am about to conceive.

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I think Mildred has a nice ring to it. If people continue to follow the anti-comment trend, I may very well end up using it. Yup, Mildred the Blog. Start brainstorming!