1. Using the box cutter. Why take the time to open boxes like a civil person when you can slash through them like Zorro? A great outlet for aggression, to be sure. I really hope the government reads this and thinks I'm a terrorist.
2. Unlimited supply of bubble wrap. Makes a great gift!
3. Stealing things. Out of staples? Need printer paper? Perhaps a report cover for your paper? How about a nice, new pen? Five-finger library discounts are my specialty. Gotta love the supply closet.
4. The random middle-aged lady in the cubicle next to me who listens to ICP. Haha.
I am become Death
13 years ago
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WHOAS! What do you consider middle age? ICP was big when I was in high school....yikes.
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