Don't Stand so Close to Me!

Somebody needs to hurry up and write a book about camp already.

Shotgun NOT, because I'm too busy being forced to write poetry I don't want to write for a grade.

Also, this just in: the aformentioned cheesy beefy Taco Bell melt is glorious.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Please, I'm hurtin' for comments here.

And here's a funny dialogue:

Sam: Is the movie at the Bohm?
Mack: No Sam, I'll just bend over and you can watch Superbad from my butthole.