Things that Will Get You Sacked

1. Playing and dancing to "Sexual Healing" for Adventurers
2. Being too diabetic to walk around with the kids in your cabin
3. Punishing your campers by making them stand with their hands against the wall and screaming at them
4. Getting drunk on cooking wine in the giant kitchen freezer
5. Wearing Corona and Playboy bunny pajama pants
6. Sitting on a kid's arm
7. Nebulizing marajuana
8. Making theme weeks like "Sex" and "Alcohol"
9. Blobbing a Snooper
10. Being illigit