In case you in Internet Land were not aware, I am an enormous Duggars fan. No, the Duggars are not some random bush league hockey team from Manitoba. They are a family from Arkansas that has just spawned its 17th child.
The Duggars are extremely religious, have astonishingly bad hair and and all wear matching outfits so as not to lose each other in public. In short, they are fascinating.
Perhaps I can win the heart of 19-year-old Joshua, the oldest Duggar. Then I could research this absurd social phenomenon from the inside. TLC and Discovery Health are informative, but I'll have to get down in the trenches to really understand the Duggar fam. Nothing like wearing a prairie dress and popping out chitlins to make Evangelical Christians less perplexing.
Josh is at the top of this delightful family photo, right above Mama D's crazy tall flow. Eh, not bad. Maybe pop the collar, grow out the hair a little and get him into the gym and he'd be halfway decent-looking. Having 10+ kids would be like running my own camp, and I could name them stupid things like Bodkin once I ran out of the cute names I already like.
Behold the first completely ridiculous, non-camp post in awhile.
I'm back!
3 comments:
Dude. Those people just freak me out. It's like a cult.
There is no way all those kids can be that well behaved without some well-placed drugs in the kool-aid.
I think they could be that well behaved.
But one thing's for sure. You know Mr. and Mrs. Duggar have had sex at least 17 times.
Maybe at most?
SICK.
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