Well, it's over.
12,000 pills
21 trashy magazines
376 Band-Aids
5 bottles of Tums
70 tablespoons of Pepto
1 hole through the conference room door
17 random take-out meals
57 Advair inhalers
90 clogged toilets
69 twisted ankles
10 loads of pee laundry
2 bottles of ridiculously expensive (yet highly effective) Ivy Dry
1 bottle of Italian salad dressing
2 major Special Friends mix-ups
900 lost pens
4 Dr. Seuss books
19 possible prescription drug cocktails that could have calmed my nerves this summer
1,200 hypocondriac children
65 bowls of cereal
170 Cokes
2 stools
3 chairs
2 foam archery dinosaurs
1 tent
1 porch
24 hours a day, seven days a week of Flint's best mix, Cars 108 (with Delilaaaah)
7 hysterical Adventurers
14.7 woodchip injuries
...and countless "Oh God"'s later,
This summer is finally finished.
What comes next?
Hey, bust a move.
1 comment:
really only 10 loads of pee laundry?? that's not very much at all. here I thought you guys had the toughest jobs...
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