Wine + Emotions Do Not Mix

Since I'm in college, I feel that it's fairly under due that I deliver a drunk (read: wasted) O Rings post.

I could try and pretend that I'm a complete individual and have not succumbed to peer pressure, that I live above the influence or whatever it is that's on TV, but I would be lying. Because let's face it, drinking is fun.

I think about the implications of this liquidation.

You're invincible. For example, it's only 2:06 and I've already tried to start a fight with three frat boys. Genuine. Granted, I am quite large and masculine, but still. Fights. With boys. What am I doing? I'm supposed to just sit there and act cute. I'm like, severely breaking the rules here. Come on. Thus, the beauty of alcohol. You break the "rules". Try it.

Alcohol is a significant component of college culture. I'm not even going to try and front. Just embrace it. Take that extra shot and play that extra game of pong on a Monday night. You'll never be able to act like this without being considered an alcoholic again in your life. Live it up, have fun, smoke pot, jump out of that window. You're only young once.

I don't care that I'm being nerdy. Drunk and online. Whatever. This is how I feel right now, and I'm 19 years old, and it's how I should be.

Suck it.