My Top 20 Vices

1. Junky, processed breakfast food.
2. Facebook and the Blogs.
3. Procrastinating.
4. Forgetting things places.
5. Repeating myself.
6. Talking loudly.
7. Cheap cigars.
8. US Weekly, Cosmo, and People.
9. Being overly competitive about stupid things (racing up the stairs, for example).
10. Putting my foot in my mouth.
11. Falling up the stairs.
12. Excessive use of the thesaurus/dictionary.
13. Driving erratically and conjoining road rage.
14. Target.
15. Freaking out.
16. Not taking things seriously.
17. Impulse buys.
18. Crying at ridiculous things, such as the Prego commercial and ASPCA ads.
19. Envy.
20. Impatience.