"Hey Kelsey, wanna play house?"
"No, let's just play SLUT instead!"
My daughters will NOT be playing with these tacky things. They're getting baseball mitts and cardboard boxes.
I am become Death
14 years ago
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word. my girls are getting horse poop, a shovel, and a couple of lessons on how to sling turds at the neighborhood boys.
but i'll admit that i'll most likely make sure they have adorable bows in their hair whilst doing so.
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