Albion = Receptacle-Impaired

I guess that's understandable. I mean, we're so busy. Why waste 0.34 seconds recycling or throwing away your junk mail when you can just toss it on top of the garbage can?

It's a good thing I'm a total trash picker and enjoy sifting through these overflowing piles whenever I check my mail, because I often come away with several recent Newsweeks that keep me quite entertained in class. I've also managed to snatch a couple of Williams-Sonoma catalogues and the odd US Weekly from these dump-diving escapades. I'm a bit of a rat.

Sidenote: Anyone who bins a Williams-Sonoma catalogue is clearly an ignoramus. And why would anyone throw away a Newsweek? I don't care who you are, you can find something interesting to read in Newsweek.

That's all.