What We Did at Practice Today

"You can be my napkin bearer."

"Cankles. Pretty much like wearing huge pants made out of fat."

"Being cremated wouldn't be that bad. I mean, it would just be like going tanning for a long time."

"Baaaaaaa!"

"Use your MIND!"


I'm madly in love with my lacrosse team.

I'm also madly in love with "We've Got Tonight" by Bob Seger, the 10-pound jar of pickles I recently bought at Meijer, and last but not least...

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