20 Exceptional Ways to Procrastinate
1. Sing "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition", because it's in your head.
2. Steal Milky Way from absent roommate.
3. Water plant and adjust his bow tie and apron.
4. Start flipping through the dictionary. As if that's going to inspire you.
5. Google Sega GameGear.
6. Lie in bed.
7. Illegally download "Zombie" by the Cranberries.
8. Google Daria, maggots, and how to make risotto.
9. Impromptu dance party.
10. Think about the implications of having "Procrastination" as a middle name. Emily Corin Procrastination Big Poppa Law Abiding Lawrence. Has a nice ring.
11. Put the MLA heading on your paper. Again, inspirational.
12. Get bored and try to invent new punctuation mark.
13. Lie on floor and whine about paper.
14. Open window and shout at loud people across the way. You're trying to work here!
15. Contemplate how cool it would be to ride in a kangaroo's pouch.
16. Google kangaroo pouches.
17. Title paper.
18. Stare into space.
19. Eat cheese.
20. Type: "This paper is retarded. I don't understand why I have to write it. I already wrote a version of this for you last week. That's fine, if you want to hear the same shit again that's your prerogative. But 6 pages? Seriously? OK, 6 pages of formless garrulity coming right up..." etc. Then reluctantly delete it all and whine some more about having to write the paper. Then write it in 15 minutes.
3 comments:
How about singing "God Bless my underwear"?
My 4 year old LOVES that song.
What's really mind bending to me is that your room mate has the Milky Way in your dorm room. I mean, I guess it makes sense, but I wasn't expecting it.
please remove yourself from my brain.
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