Heyo! Friday!

Yup, they're titled today.

Stage Fright

This morning I was eating my oatmeal and reminiscing about when I actually used to be outgoing. I went through a phase as a kid where I wanted to be a stand up comedian as a result of being named MC of the fifth grade talent show. I also had the lead in every play I was ever in. OK, granted they were elementary school plays, but still. What the hell happened?! Now I want to vomit every time I get called on in class or otherwise have to speak in front of a large group of people. Did someone throw a tomato at me during "The Runaway Pancake" in second grade and I'm just repressing the memory?

Breakfast

Breakfast is amazing. It's hands-down my favorite meal of the day. Even if I stumbled into bed at four and have to wake up at eight for my 9 AM, I get a little excited when my alarm goes off because I get to eat breakfast. Everything is better after eating breakfast. It really is the cure for everything. Overweight? Well, studies show that people who eat breakfast are less likely to overeat later in the day. Tired? Breakfast is the ultimate energy boost for the morning. You should consume a substantial amount of your nutrients for the day through breakfast. It even speeds up your metabolism. All the more reason for me to eat this delicious toast. Breakfast is definitely a miracle. Or it could be that I just get really excited to eat after eight hours.

Loud

Shut up! Seriously, living in a college dorm is like living in insane asylum. You wouldn't believe some of the shit we hear between the hours of 9 PM and 7 AM. Apparently it's cool to re-arrange your furniture at 3:45 in the morning while blasting Cotton-Eyed Joe and screaming like banshees. The people above us also like to tap dance in the middle of the night. It must be a duet, too. And is it really necessary to bellow like a woman in labor when you play Halo?

Spring break '07 ROCHESTER MICHIGAN WOOHOOOOO YEEEEEEAAH!

I wish I were going to Dinosaur Adventure Land.