So I was brushing my teeth in the hair-filled crusty sink today when it occurred to me how truly disgusting human beings are. I don't even know how we can stand each other sometimes.
We're a pretty rank species. We pee and poop and puke and fart and belch and drool. We have fat rolls and hair in weird places and strange-looking body parts, and we accumulate boogers, earwax, bellybutton lint and those white things on our tonsils. Our skin and hair get oily. Our sweat and breath smell bad. Let's not omit moles, blood, nail fungus, warts, stretch marks, periods, psoriasis, pus, bloating, pimples, afterbirth and birthing in general, bubonic plague, cellulite, STI's, lactating, phlegm, semen, athlete's foot and all the other various delectable juices that we produce. At any given moment, there are millions of critters living on us and eating the disgusting matter we slough off. We are vile and revolting.
And yet I somehow love you all. Explain that one.
Also, today was the equinox. Did you balance your egg?!
I am now going to go roll in a tub of TB Quat. Toodles!
I am become Death
14 years ago
3 comments:
i want the post back where you trash yourself as opposed to the entire human species.
I know, I should have known better than to talk about my feelings on here. After all, they're unfounded and immature and therefore do not exist.
Plus, I'm just funny. It's my defining characteristic, and I should never stray from it.
My bad.
i never realized how disgusting people really are- thank you for this enlightening post... you will find me in my sanitzed white room wearing tissue boxes on my feet and a mask over my face...
or should i invest in a bubble?
xokate
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