Why We Are So Over Winter

-Hat hair
-Wet shoes, socks, hair, bottoms of pants, etc.
-Salty!
-Dry skin
-Driving in the snow
-Snow put down your pants/shirt
-Pale
-Icy
-Fat
-Diseases
-Getting whitewashed
-Tired/lazy
-Stupid, huge, pink, ostentatious, furry boots and other ugly winter apparel
-Frozen boogers
-Cold feet, nose, fingers, face, boobs, arms, toes
-The abominable snowman
-Cold cars that won't start or take forever to warm up
-Formal recruitment
-Christmas shopping
-White outs
-Loud snowplows at 6 AM
-Cars whose heat opts not to function every other Tuesday
-172368716813 layers of clothing
-Not being able to comfortably wear flip flops
-Stuffy
-Indoor recess
-Avalanches
-Running out of windshield washer fluid
-Lost mittens
-Drafty windows
-Dead plants
-Out-of-season produce
-Severe lack of fun

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