Finally, an answer to my perpetual state of poverty! No, it's not a job, it's the Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth. Apparently all I have to do is place it over my bills (or textbook orders, or wallet, or Urbanoutfitters.com, or W2 form, or parking tickets) and pray or something and I'll miraculously get money. Huzzah!
Hmm. It says it's free on the website, but I don't know if I can wait 5-7 business days for my officially anointed Prayer Cloth to arrive. Maybe I'll just bless my YMCA Ragger bandanna, or our dishtowel. Eh, blessed green prayer cloth, Kleenex - same thing, right? I'm sure God will understand.
Now if I can just get my Miracle Spring Water, I'll be golden.
1 comment:
I love your complete neglect of pc
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