Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Testicles

Although there are a few social characteristics of boys I wish I had, I am glad that I do not have balls.

I feel like I'd always be walking around with my hands over my crotch, constantly on guard for anything that might fly out of the abyss and hit them. From the descriptions men have given me of what getting hit in the balls feels like, it seems like something you'd want to avoid at all costs. With my junk just hanging there out in the open, I'd also be afraid of getting it caught in things or something.

I guess this is just a difficult concept for girls to understand in general.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are inappropriate.

Charles D. Leibrand said...

Your stuff is hanging out in the open its just on your chest. Our is protected down between our legs and I have never gotten them caught in anything that I did not want to get them caught in. Actualy I do know one story about a dude who got his caught in something, it's really gross, I dont think you want to hear it.

cdl