Why, Why, Why, Delilah?

Some points:

A. If there was a nuclear war and all life on earth was wiped out, when would things start to
grow again? Would humans evolve a second time?
B. "Pank drank!"
C. Things that are interesting:
I. Serial killers.
II. Cults and strange religious sects.
III. Thongs and high heels. The two most superfluous entities on the planet.
Humans walk heel to toe, and our ass cheeks are already separated by a crack.
It's interesting because they're stupid.
IV. Insect brains. Tiny.
V. Man-made materials.

That's it.