Music Makes the People Come Together

Alex and I are pleased to announce the release of our first album, Egg Foo Yong. This fantastic acappella collection includes:

1. Chicken Caesar Salad Day (Yay)
2. Tetris Theme (Do do do do do do do do do do dodo do, do do do do do do)
3. Hallelujah Chorus
4. Mink
5. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
6. Pharaoh Pharaoh

All of these timeless favorites are available for just $34,120.99! An INCREDIBLE VALUE! Imagine - you, yes YOU, can have our angellic voices at your beck and call anytime you want for about the price of an Albion College education!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! If you call now at (517) 629 1957, we'll also throw in a complimentary plastic Target shopping bag and some dust bunnies! That's a $0.06 value - for FREE!

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! CALL NOW!





Fine print: Alex and Emily singing together is actually eerily reminiscent of an alert cat being castrated with a cold butter knife. Alex and Emily are not responsible for any (likely) hearing damage/physical harm that may result in playing this compact disk at more than minimum volume.



It would be nice if I could just sing and make money, as I'm currently poor. Maybe it's time to start thinking about prostitution...