Alliteration Appreciation

Alex and I like to entertain ourselves by doing random shit and acting retarded. The purpose of this blog is to chronicle this behavior.

In other news, today we tried to talk using all alliterated phrases. Unquestionably ugly and totally time-consuming; we were not particularly pleased.

Alex's dad is a butcher. Consequentially, our daily diet includes considerably unhealthy quantities of processed meats. Yesterday a certain Delt in the coffeehouse mistook me for Alex and informed me that my dad's jerkey was very tasty. I have just consumed the last snack stick, so it's going to be a rough couple of days.