Tips

1. if you keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding love, you need to compress and elevate and get to an ER immediately.

2. if you, your sex is on fire, you should probably go to the OB. And maybe rethink your choices.

3. call the club the next morning if you leave your head and your heart on the dance floor.

4. according to you, you made a song that is wildly popular and played on the radio every 0.5 seconds. According to me, it is terrible.

5. two is better than one only for some things, such as socks and jumper cables.

6. tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectful? Grab a dictionary.

7. don't sit in the fridge for more than a week if your body is like a carryout.




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