Monday, February 22, 2010

Yo



I miss this sort of thing.

Since this is my blog, here are some opinions, thoughts, and facts:

1. When I still played hockey competitively, I scored a goal in every game before which I ate either chicken caesar salad or toast with peanut butter.

2. Have you ever listened to Metric? They are interesting.

3. My car still smells like crayons. There have not been any wax products in my car in years as far as I can tell. Therefore, I must be made of wax, and it must be myself that I'm smelling. But I'm only made of wax while driving. Deductive reasoning.

4. I'm trying to cut back on ellipses.

5. I can't stop eating pickles. I think I have a problem. Also, I enjoy substitute teaching, and have surprisingly been teaching mostly kindergarten. Aren't you glad #5 was a two-for-one list item? Blew your mind a little, didn't it?

6. Gotta go, bye!

MLA

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

note the large styrofoam cup in my hand... pank drank. oh yeah.
this was the day of: the birth of pank drank, getting drunk in the bushes, getting shot in the hand, drunken showering, and the epic decision of MLA to go brunette.
classic
xokate

Matt said...

You did all of that on the day of my going away party?

Jamie said...

Dammit I miss that too. Shame i'm slightly out of shot! I was in room 1 to the right there. Or was it room 10? Either way, I had my own toilet and didn't have to share. Pimping!

Glad you updated! I enjoy your lists.

Unknown said...

Matt, we sat outside of Meijer on Hill Road until they officially started selling booze at 11 AM (it was Sunday). Then we went and played with guns until it was time for your party.

A lot happened.

Matt said...

I do recall the gun thing now. Could have used some of them at the party too.