The Joys of Being a Divorce Child

Things I could do at my dad's house that I couldn't at my mom's:

1. drink pop in the morning (!)
2. watch Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead and MTV
3. not brush my hair
4. let the dog sleep in my bed
5. play Super Nintendo all day long
6. play with the laundry chute
7. shoot pucks at the garage door
8. pour my own cereal
9. not wear sunscreen
10. build forts that covered the entire living room

Ah, the joys of every-other-weekend custody arrangements.