Over a third of my class has been out this week because of the flu (both swine and otherwise). However, the non-contaminated kids who've been coming to school have been full of crazy lately. Here we go:
Miss LAWrence, I need inSHAWrance!
- Aubrey
Miss L, is it true Michael Jackson bleached hisself?
- Josh
Do you have a lit match? I want to light my hair on fire and run around like this: AAUUUGGGGH!
- Daniel
I don't understand kids who don't wear coats. Don't they know if they get frostbite half their brain will fall out?
- Daniel round 2
Discussing the algae growing on our classroom snails:
Me: Remember how some of you said the algae looked like hair?
Collyn: OOH! Can I take it home and shave it?
During a project in which I had the kids make and name their own boats:
Collyn: Can I name mine the SS Days of Our Lives?
Hey, can you get me a tater tot?
- Dakota
Great spelling sentences from this week:
The bear was angry so he killed the man. Before he killed him, he tasted him.
- Rusty
They're angry at the taste of the shortcake.
- Marcus
They sure are something else.
I love fall, it's gorgeous outside right now. Go take a walk!
Buh bye!
Miss L
I am become Death
13 years ago
1 comment:
some gems from flint:
"miss kate, you hip-hop dance, don't you? you be up in the clubs like, "i'm miss kate, i'm miss kate..." (as they dance around)
"i have too much girlfriends! for reeeaaal though."
-D'Ellis, first grader who I call my little professor because his glasses sit on the end of his nose and he's adorable
"Miss Kate! We all got boyfriends and girlfriends! (long pause... concerned eyes and a gentle pat on the shoulder) You need to get a boyfriend."
-Leilani, first grader
"Yo, we got the most whack bug up in here!"
-Quantavian, referring to a partner drawing of a "funny bug" (roll dice to determine what parts of a bug you will draw...)
"Them boots are baaaadd."
"Bad meaning good?"
"Well... yeah! What else would it mean!?"
-Convo with Nevaeh, second grader
love love love my new job.
lets play soon.
kbye
xoxoxoxkate
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