1. get out folder. Look at paper assignment. Read poem you're supposed to be writing about. Bang head on table and curse your inability to understand the poetry of an Irish feminist.
2. eat 11 pounds of Easter candy. The caramel ones are amazing. Have four more.
3. make hummus.
4. put name on paper. Type this: odiuwurfhcdehsvnksajdxlwaaaaaahhhaaabbeeeuuuwiippp. Heavily consider printing it out and turning it in. Delete.
5. dust. Everything. Even the toilet, and the top of the refrigerator.
6. 6-8 pages?! Seriously?! Seriously.
7. Complete introduction. It is legendary. It is half a page. Cry because that is the most you can think of to say.
8. rearrange dinosaurs.
9. light candles.
10. stare out window. Try to see in the window of the bar a block away. Watch people go in and out of gas station.
11. sing "Whoop there it is." A great way to pass the time!
12. write paper. Just onto the sixth page. "Just onto" as in a single sentence.
1 comment:
i rearrange my dinosaurs when im procrastinating too.
xokate
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