Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Why

...would anyone shell out $9 for pads? The menstrual cycle isn't very high-tech.

...does my dog like to eat dirty underwear?

...should I have to pay the school I'm still attending for a transcript?

...don't people throw shoes at Bush more often?

...would anyone want to win a chance to tour with Nickelback? Would rather get the electric chair.

...do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

1 comment:

Matt said...

I'm glad someone finally noticed that birds always appear when I'm around. It's because I'm in a fairy tale.