Happy Birthday, You're Not Special

Who can marry people? Like, how do you get certified to do that? Do you have to be an ordained minister, priest, rabbi etc? Do you have to be approved by the state or something? I would like to know, because I think it would be entertaining to marry people.

Today I went to a meeting for subbing and I sat next to a girl with the worst case of halitosis I've ever encountered. Seriously, I'm surprised my eyebrows didn't burn off from talking to her. She was a nice girl, but her breath REEKED. It was weird too, because she didn't look like the kind of person who would let her breath go by the wayside - she was really put-together; North Face coat, Burberry scarf, lots of makeup, the works. Guess money can't buy good oral hygiene skills. This was the only moment in my life when I wished I chewed gum, because I would have offered her some. It was quite offensive.

Which reminds me: I really LOVE Listerine. Listerine-ing is up there with face-washing for me (yes, my life is very un-exciting. It really is the little things).

I honestly think I would rather have halitosis than rosacia. I am ALWAYS so fucking rosy. I'm tired of going through life with people thinking I'm constantly drunk, embaressed, or out of breath. No,I am not sunburnt from vacation. I just have a red face. Thank you for asking.

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Too bad SOME PEOPLE don't share my mouthwash sentiments. Girlfriend seriously needed a Tic Tac.