Hoping that it might give me some inspiration for my English paper, I decided to read Tucker Max. This strategy failed. Reading (and giggling madly at) the ridiculous Austin road trip shit-in-the-lobby story did not fire me up to write a passage analysis about West Virginians. Instead, it just made me wish I was ballsy, ruthless, wealthy and smart. And drunk. And possessing a lifestyle that would allow me to write hilarious stories, instead of an existence that hinges on essay after essay of meaningless bullshit.
I also procrastinated by doing the following:
1. showering
2. putting a hoop in my nose. Yeah, it looks weird
3. stalking THE ultrasound pictures (!)
4. watching Cops (always a good standby)
5. eating a week-old brownie
6. wondering why Louisiana has parishes and not counties
7. thinking about making Onion Rings black
Oh well.
I am become Death
14 years ago
3 comments:
Louisiana used to be part of France; you will probably find the answer to the parish problem there.
cdl
louisiana was a territory of spain/france and both countries had strong roman catholic influence and so each "county" was led by/foucused around a local church aka parish and so it stuck
xokate
they gave accurate answers.
I was going to say, "Because they're all each other's mother/cousin/sister/grandma, or dad/nephew/brother/uncle/son.
basically- they dumb.
Post a Comment