Sunday Facts

- I am going to substitute teach over break. This is going to be interesting.

-Lately I have the diet of an unsupervised 9-year-old: candy, pizza, pop, macaroni and cheese, brownies and cereal. And Taco Bell. Okay, so maybe an unsupervised 9-year-old on a road trip.

- I hope to have a semi-tacky lawn someday. You know, garden gnomes and lawn jockeys and pink flamingos and those wooden cutouts of women's butts in bloomers.

- I am willing to buy off-brand anything, but Hidden Valley ranch is the only way to go. Period.

- I don't think about anything besides schoolwork these days, so that's why I don't write. It really sucks.