I edited it from "That's Fucked Up." I am trying to cut back on profanity, as I have the mouth of a drunken sailor and it's rather unbecoming.
- Danny Glover and Oprah having sex constantly in the 1991 film version of Beloved...that's not right.
- Hockey bags with wheels...that's not right.
- The new layout of the Artichoke. Sorry Matt...still not right.
- Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill losing weight...that's not right.
- Cold. Windy. Rainy. NOT summer. That's not right.
- The fact that every time a Prince song comes on the radio my mother feels the need to share that she once saw him performing in a G-string at State "before he was big." Prince is 5'1...that's not right.
- Someone NOT liking High School Musical. You have no soul...that's not right.
- Three zits in one week. I think I've had three zits in my entire college career. That's not right.
- The term "unladylike"...that's not right.
- People on the phone (obviously with their significant other) giving a complete play-by-play of what they are doing. "I'm waiting for the library to open. It opens at one. It's 12:58 right now. The clock just chimed. It's one. I wonder if the door opens automatically at one? I'll check. No, it doesn't. It's still locked. I am going to sit on the bench and wait. Okay, I'm sitting down now" and on and on and on...that's just annoying. And not right.
Feel free to add your own. If you want to, I mean.
I am become Death
14 years ago
2 comments:
Haha I agree with the talking on the phone, that's how my old roommates were, and if you made that conversation up, very clever, it made me laugh reading it.
I don't like High School Musical.
It isn't right that Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen are losing weight, their obesity is a huge percentage of their comedy.
And, sorry Matt, I don't like the new layout too much either.
Ouch.
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