Ways to Procrastinate 08-09

1. make list of things you disliked at your summer job (most time-consuming)
2. act out entire scene of Mean Girls
3. forage for food. Spend 5 minutes thinking hard about what you can concoct using sour cream, week-old pizza and jam
4. half-hour crying jag because you are poor as fuck
5. play with plastic dinosaurs and snakes
6. re-arrange furniture. All 4 pieces of it
7. sing "Teach Your Children Well" by CSN
8. strive for perfect mood lighting
9. go out on roof (in a pensive, not suicidal way)
10. use greatschools.net to research every school in Michigan


I hate Absalom, Absalom!