"Ref, I think you're pregnant, you've missed two periods!"
"Roll down your window, I can't hear you." (said to player in full shield)
"Tell your mom her check's in the mail."
"How do you eat with no hands?"
Aaahahahhahahha. Too bad there was never any chirping in girls' hockey besides "bitch."
I am become Death
14 years ago
7 comments:
First one is great.
i dont get any of those.
#1: hockey has periods...the ref is making bad calls, thus "missing" them.
#2: Full shield = clear face mask. Very gay. looks like fish bowl/window.
#3: Standard your mom joke.
#4: You can't stickhandle (hold onto the puck) - no hands
Chirping = smartass insults hockey players use after the play, before face offs, after a big hit, etc. Can be witty or of the "eat my dick"-type variety.
Girls don't use them.
As I told you before, I attempted to play roller hockey with my friends who are actually good. I couldn't skate to save my life so they stuck me in goalie. I wasn't even good enough at skating to stand up and maneuver in goal, so they had me play on my knees. I wasn't terrible at goalie, I was actually pretty good.
One time I had a real bad game and someone in the crowd yelled at me "GET OFF YOUR KNEES, GOALIE, YOU'RE BLOWIN' THE GAME!"
It wasn't pretty.
I had a dream you were teaching me to play hockey - the ice kind. I was really good. But I think I was playing in bare feet.
Have heard the whole "blowin' the game" bit. My dad used to say it to the ref. He got thrown out of a lot of my games. Once he threw Tim Bits on the ice. Classy.
Do not try to place ice hockey in bare feet.
Bullshit girls don't chirp!!'
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