Saturday, August 02, 2008

Dark Updates From Another Land

I just ate an entire deli container of pasta salad.

This is because last night I had a bag of chips for dinner.

Do you remember that phrase "All that and a bag of chips?"

Some things that are NOT all that and a bag of chips:

- Copneconic can stop feeling special. All camps are fucked up. Three out of my 4 friends at camp were very unprofessionally fired yesterday for bullshit reasons. This makes me almost completely alone at a job I have been trying very, very hard not to quit for the past 5 weeks and am still terrible at because it is humanly impossible to do. Obviously all this "trying to be a good person" and "doing the right thing by staying and trying to fix the situation" shit isn't working out. I guess this is me admitting that I hate it there, and should have gone to Jersey. Oh well though, what's one more week of hell?

-I feel ill and guilty as a result of said pasta salad.

-I am addicted to energy drinks. Not kidding. It's actually getting to the point where one doesn't even do it for me, I have to have two in order to get any real caffeine kick. In conclusion, by the end of the summer I will have rotten teeth, eroded stomach lining, and no liver on top of my already rapidly deteriorating soul.

-OH! On a slightly happier note, I met three people at this camp who know Lin. Weird.

-I WANT MY FRIENDS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Old and new.

Have a nice day!

3 comments:

Matt said...

You can still drive out today...

Anonymous said...

just think about how i will soon be riding up on a white steed and will gallantly snatch you off your feet to spend a drunken week of hilarity with ali in the woods....
sounds amazing, non?
xoxoxoxkate

Anonymous said...

drunken hilarity in the woods.
i need that.
i forgot to ask for the time off at work.

which lie should i use this time to get out of it?