I never know how to title my posts, in case you couldn't tell.
I am 21. Gone are the days of sneaking bottle shots in the Sagebrush parking lot only to get kicked out at 12. No longer to I have to hide fifths in my spare tire compartment and sock drawer. No more MIP threats. No more being the wet blanket who can't get into the bar. Praise the lord.
I still can't rent a car though. Did you know you have to be 25 to do that? I didn't.
I'm getting better at my job.
Hanging out with old camp people for one night doesn't make you miss them any less the next morning.
I feel like I don't know where I should be or what I should be doing today.
I need to stop neglecting Paint Radio. I'm sorry, baby.
Comment time. I'm feeling nostalgic. Complete the phrase: remember that one time _______________.
I am become Death
14 years ago
5 comments:
that one time MLA barfed at the new years 2007 party at the apartments? and wailed like a newborn? and drank toilet water out of a measuring cup? and woke up in carl's shants and shirt?
ok, ok. i reminded you of that one earlier today. more:
we swam the snake together and got lifejacket hickies? at least they weren't put there by a jew.
that time i braided your hair during staff training, and you STILL didn't consider me a friend until the end of summer.
that time i drove from kate's to camp and we rapped and you used a pillow as a seat belt, even though you had a perfectly functional seat belt.
that time you inhaled on the wrong end of a cigar, and we had a loud discussion on my parent's front porch.
when we saw p.s. i love you and then played the same two songs constantly for the next few days.
the few times Kate and I convinced you to be in skits with us. we could barely speak.
when milo and i stopped by albion to visit and gave you my leftover maggianos, just like you asked.
hahahah those were basically all the ones i was going to say
remember that one time we drove to the jack with darnell in the back of the bug singing "ohh yeeeaaahhh turn that up"
or our famous receipt detailing how one has a tail and the options for your brown hair
or the time we dyed your hair brown
or the time you taught nataki talibah about native americans and had no idea what you were talking about
or that time i dressed you in my sweatpants while you ate bread like a mouse
or that time i barfed and you sat there with me laughing about the fish toilet seat
or any of the times we have spent together either
a. eating
b. not showering
c. going to goodwill
d. reminiscing
e. any of the above in any combination
im excited to come home to you
xoxoxoxokate
ps. hahahahahaha jew hickies
or the time you found out for the first time that Langston Hughes was an African American.
and I believe the fish toilet seat was at my apartment, it was my roommates.
I love you all. Why aren't you here with me?
hahahaha i forgot about the langston hughes situation haha classic
xoxokate
ps. two weeks from today. ahhhhhhhh.
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