Chicks that eat taco are hot. A gordita is just a bigger, meatier taco, in essence a “butch” taco. Lisa loves gordita’s. Rumor has it Head Artichoke loves sausage. I’m sorry I’m being “creepy” aren’t I?
My advice is to never question/challenge MLA on anything taco bell related. You will be taken down so fast you won't know what hit you seeing as she goes there everyday and studies the website before going. Also she has a link to the website on her blog.
if i were working at a taco establishment (not to name names because i dont want to assume anything) and were a dude... id probably be that creepy as well. i mean come on.... i work in fast food.... its part of the criteria... i miss you. xo1/3
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98% of boys are lecherous. 100% of gordita-selling boys are lecherous.
I'm happy to say that I am in the 2%. Also, I would like to point out I have never ever sold a gordita.
I doubt that any of the boys reading the Artichoke or are part of the Artichoke community are NOT lecherous.
I was at a bar once when a dude actually reached out and grabbed my tit while telling me that "my boy, here, wants to git wit you".
Those were intentional misspellings, btw. Yea. He almost got his head knocked off. By me.
Chicks that eat taco are hot. A gordita is just a bigger, meatier taco, in essence a “butch” taco. Lisa loves gordita’s. Rumor has it Head Artichoke loves sausage. I’m sorry I’m being “creepy” aren’t I?
cdl
100% of dumb boys are lecherous.
100% of boys are dumb.
Just wanted to point out I"m not into "butch" anything. Not my type.
And it's not gorditas I like, it's chalupas. So ha.
I disagree with the butch Gordita statement. Everyone knows that Gorditas are soft, and are therefore the pussy version of the crunchy Chalupa. Derr.
My advice is to never question/challenge MLA on anything taco bell related. You will be taken down so fast you won't know what hit you seeing as she goes there everyday and studies the website before going. Also she has a link to the website on her blog.
if i were working at a taco establishment (not to name names because i dont want to assume anything) and were a dude... id probably be that creepy as well. i mean come on.... i work in fast food.... its part of the criteria...
i miss you.
xo1/3
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