Frank McFrat
Networks: Albion '09
Sex: MALE MALE MALE...but I like to run around my frat naked and spank other men.
Interested in: Women (who I treat like shit)
Political Views: Conservative
Religious Views: Roman Catholic
Residence: Zeta Tau Beta PSUITE AKA PIMP PALACE YEEAAAAAA
Activities: Drinkin', Partyin', playing football but still managing to get super fat, 7 hours/day Halo and Guitar Hero, absence of personal upkeep, porn, taking steroids, making fun of smart people/non-Greeks/gay men, general douchebaggery
Interests: Beer...sluts.
Favorite Music: 80's rock, ghetto rap
Favorite Quotes: Something Vince Lombardi said.
John Musicsnob
Networks: Albion '11
Sex: Male
Interested in: Women. I wear their jeans and use their hair products.
Political Views: Libertarian?
Religious Views: Atheist. I am SO cool.
Residence: Coffeehouse
Activities: I have a "mind of my own", ergo I am too important and complex to partake in activities with mere mortals who listen to bad music.
Interests: Social justice (although I never actually do anything about it), making people feel stupid because of what music they listen to, my hair, smoking.
Favorite Music: Ridiculously long list of obscure bands with hilarious names.
Favorite Quotes: A very, very long excerpt from some totally indie, underground song.
Stephanie Beth Ann Marie Lauren Smith (heart)
Networks: Albion '10
Sex: Female
Interested in: Men, and their approval.
Political Views: I don't think for myself.
Religious Views: "Christian"
Residence: 211 Twin with three other girls who hate each other and aren't all that great at faking it.
Activities: Some sorority name with 1,234,810 hearts. This orginization owns my soul, so I really don't have freedom to do anything else.
Interests: Being accepted.
Favorite Music: Sorority songs and soulja boy.
Favorite Quotes: "Dance as if no one is watching. Love as though you've never been hurt." More hearts.
I'm being a huge bitch right now, but sometimes sweeping generalizations can be refreshing.
I am become Death
14 years ago
7 comments:
hahahahahhaha, its ok i love it.
That was probably the funniest thing I've read in a while? Did you do all those yourself or find that somewhere? If you did write them all by yourself then I am so proud to be your friend.
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Hahaha, I am glad you guys enjoyed.
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Brilliant.
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