Complaints

Unnecessary and ridiculous traits of Albion College Students:

1. Taking 10 hours at the time clock. Two clicks. Two seconds. No need to stare incredulously at the screen and eat into my shift time.

2. AGAIN. Throwing your junk mail ON TOP of the garbage can. This is just enraging.

3. Being incessantly interested in other people's business, half of which isn't even interesting. I like to gossip as much as the next 20-year-old, but usually only if it involves pregnancy, hard drug use, incarceration, people getting wasted and shitting themselves or extremely unprecedented sexual hookups.

4. Slamming doors.

5. Drunken newfound-best-friend photos. First of all, I just met you five seconds ago. Secondly, you want to take one of those "self-portraits" that always results in terrible angles and many chins. I have a stain on my shirt, my face is red and I look like an obese person who just tried to climb 20 flights of stairs. And your thong is hanging out. In conclusion: NO, I do not want to take a picture with you, random girl.

That's that.

Oh, I suppose since I'm trying to break myself of the negativity habit, here are four things I like today:

1. Mel Brooks movies.
2. The two-year-olds of English profs who can recite Emerson poems.
3. My lucky socks.
4. The Millennium Force, front row. See photo above.