Okay, this is very near the top of the 10 dumbest things I have done in my life.
(Disclaimer: this isn't dumb in a "wrecked-the-parents'-car" or "the-condom-broke" sort of way, it's just totally asinine.)
So, this week I ran out of conditioner. I went to the store and got more. Upon opening it up in the shower that night, I realized that I had purchased shampoo instead of conditioner. Whoops, silly move, but whatever. I can always use an extra thing of shampoo.
Went back to the store today to get ACTUAL conditioner. I picked up the kind I wanted to buy, and then hemmed and hawed about it because it's expensive (like 5$). I set it down and went to look at the cheaper ones, said "fuck it" and picked up what I thought was the bottle of conditioner I had originally considered.
I get home, go to get in the shower. Pick up my new bottle of "conditioner."
Do a double take.
Do another.
I BOUGHT SHAMPOO. AGAIN.
Seriously, MLA? Seriously. kfhdlshfjhsfjkhsjfhsjhfj
I just want to condition my hair. Is that so much to ask?! GOD!!! I AM AN IDIOT WHO CANNOT READ LABELS!!!!!!
Although, I suppose if this is the stupidest thing I'm doing in my life at 20 I must be doing all right.
"Conditioner is better. I go on last to make the hair silky and smooth."
- Billy Madison
I am become Death
14 years ago
5 comments:
That was the perfect quote for that post. Billy Madison has so many perfect quotes to match life's many dilemmas.
i shampoo my hair twice instead instead of shampoo-condition all the time. i blame the hot water. makes me loopy.
Would it kill them to make the bottle different shapes?
Get the shampoo/conditioner mix. It's an easy fix.
HAHA ohhh my god i miss you.
this is hilarious.
xokp
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