Bonjour! I think I may have unconsciously been ingesting cocaine over the past four days. I cannot sit still. I literally undulate. I pace, I drive, I walk, I jump around, I make unnecessarily labor-intensive snacks, I do cartwheels in the living precariously close to the good china. If I can't sit still during a 6-week break during which I have NOTHING to do, then sitting in class for hours on end again is going to be treacherous.
Secondly, Man-wich is a terrible name for a food. I don't want a sandwich made out of man. Not in any particular context. Get your mind out of the gutter.
I have an absolute herd of blogs now. I think I have more than anyone else. Which nowadays quite clearly makes me better than everyone else, and more powerful. Cool.
Next year I am going to go back to playing hockey. I have a lot of thinly-veiled aggression issues that could be easily solved by contact sports with 250-pound men. It also will probably keep me from getting any fatter, and has always significantly raised my bad-assness level. Let's be honest, not a whole lot else about me is that badass. I need something, people.
Before I sign off for the night, here's a bit about one of my favorite subjects: Reba. Her videos are like Lifetime movies and it makes me laugh.
FIN
I am become Death
14 years ago
2 comments:
Am I missing some of your blogs? I count two.
Three, although I guess Drive Saddle isn't much of a blog at this point in time.
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