Sunday, December 02, 2007

Do You Want 17 Kids Someday? Yes Ma'am!

Occasionally I go through these prodigiously materialistic phases during which I want EVERYTHING I see. For example, I am flipping through In Style and a pair of pewter moose-shaped salt and pepper shakers caught my eye. Why the hell would I ever need moose salt and pepper shakers? Or a $3000 Free People trunk with 300 little drawers? I hate desiring these things because it makes me feel disgustingly shallow. 94% of the world's population has nothing and is starving, and I want useless shit. Ack.

On an equally negative note, the weather is horrible. I think I might be okay with it raining grey slush if I had some palm trees to look at. Palm trees make everything better.

I'm eating Handi Snacks right now. Remember them?

I'm still absolutely enthralled with large families. I would give anything in the world to actually meet the Duggars in person. They are so bizarre, and fascinating, and religious. Definitely one of my favorite interests.

In case you forgot (!) who the Duggars are:

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